scb :: A Portfolio

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Green Eyes
Often Wears Hats
Dark Brown Beard
Wiser Than He Looks
Younger Than He Looks
More Humorous Than He Looks

Welcome

The work was driving him nuts. He was designing and creating things which caused him to hum and sing. The beauty he was producing, the functionality, the user interfaces, the sheer grandeur of the work was more than he could keep to himself. In agony he sat, staring at his work; the contents bound by the work were not available to the public, he could not share his work.

An idea struck him. It was not the contents he wanted to share, merely the designs — his artistic flurries and whorls. He decided he would capture the essence of his designs, while obscuring the contents, and share that with the world. Oh, but he could not just deposit the captured designs in a bin and allow people to sort through them at their leisure. What would that say of his ability to design such things. So he set off to create another work of design, this time the contents would be shared, for the contents would be the designs and works he had done but could not previously share.

This page, nay, this site will serve as a small repository — a gallery — of some of my work. You can find a more dull picture of who I am, what I may be capable of, and some of the things I have already done. I have been accused of being soulless, so don't interpret anything I do as having any artistic value, for you will offend my accusers.

My showcase is like a circus sideshow. It holds wonders, weirdness, whispers and hints of objects, activities, and beings that would cause your mind to reboot. All manner of things reside in this section. It serves as my dumping ground, my workbench, my sandbox, or simply the Land of Exile for things which no longer hold my attention. This is my world of chaos, and my home of random bits.